Article I — Acceptance

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Definitions

“We” means us. “You” means you. “This” means whatever is most convenient for us at the time.

Governing Law

These terms are governed by the laws of a jurisdiction we will name later, if ever, and probably not.

Severability

If any clause is found unenforceable, we will simply add three more to compensate.

Cookies

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Acknowledgement

Please confirm that you have read the preceding articles, which you have not.

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